The Big Bad Broadcasting Bully

Blow it out your...

2009-03-04T09:31:00.000-08:00

...Nose?

or

http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/videos/37007/Mucophilia-the-Sneeze-Fetish.html

Go figure. I can just slap on a wig & lay on some eye-liner & just pass off as a fat face Amy Winehouse sneezing into some hankys for some side "blow" dough. So, my seasonal allergies finally came in handy for something? Nice!

oh, the irony...

2009-02-24T20:38:00.000-08:00

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29356543/

LMAO to think, the motherfucker's trying to lose weight, and of all places to get arrested, a burger joint. To top it off, "Fat Burger". SM Goddamn H. Ni**as On The Run Eattin, for real.

Lucky....

2009-02-11T02:38:00.000-08:00

remind me at some point later today to kill myself and to keep my fingers crossed hard enough for me to come back into this world as a starving african baby. Quick, before it becomes a thing/fad of the past like hammer pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM7kKJ1NbQA&feature=player_embedded

Hot Pants! Smokin....

2009-01-28T23:48:00.000-08:00

Its old BUT I just HAD to post this up for the fuck of it....and just cuz it HAS to be said...

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

And of course, absolutely no pun inten....oh blow me.

Add insult to injury, why not:

Oh my, how appropriate:

And it keeps going, mannnnn....

Even Joey Jumpoff had to get in on it...god damn

(Everybody, auto-tune!)
okay OKAY okay OKAY, we need to stop it now n put that fire ouuuuutt:

Ok Im good. Peace the fuck out.

oliviamunn.com

2009-01-28T18:37:00.000-08:00

Maybe if she was one of the 2 girls-1 cup...."girls", I couldve gotten somewhat into that shit(no pun). Yeah.....pie is hot. Way she crams it all in too, wow.

oliviamunn.com launching Feb. 3...enjoy.

and you can watch her on "Attack of the Show" every night @ 7 pm on G4TV too. Nice. Even better: just like me, she tries to slip in "vagina" as much as possible on her show. Beautiful: Pie, Vagin & Pretty Eyes, oh my, so trust, I wouldnt mind slippin in her vagina as much as possible. On the show too, fuck it why not.

Wicked Awesome

2009-01-26T14:36:00.000-08:00

this is nothing more than pure asian genius put to the absolute best use possible.

Ahhh, brings back so many memories of long nights whooping my dads ass nonstop til we both reached the 1st castle then both didnt know what the fuck to do besides throw the controllers at the screen. or just curse. non stop. In spanglish. Jou fucking maricon hijo de puta piece o' shit or something like that. Shoutout to all my real spics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed4CHkN-Dkw

or

PS yeah its probably old as fuck but still i love it, so suck it.

Take That, Nas!

2009-01-22T00:44:00.001-08:00

So the remix to "My President Is Black" is officially out now, w/ Jay-Z killin it like he usely does. Nice. Simplistic wordplay but still so goddamn meaningful. What else to expect from Hov, right? Right.

Now, a lot of you might think that this came to be because Jay just felt like hopping on the track to speak his part in time for the historical moment that took place...Barack Obama taking place as President.

I dont. I strongly believe that the reason the Jay verse came to be is because of Nas' fuck up on his verse on the original version, leading to the harsh bitch that is KARMA coming back to bite him in the ass. Nas goes on to say in these 2 lines from his verse:

"My president is black/rosegold the charm(or something)
22 inch rims like Hulk Hogans arms"

which is, like any old school wrestling fan like me would know, completely WRONG. Hulk Hogan always bragged about having 24-inch pythons, never EVER 22 inch arms/pythons/strands of hair left on his head, NOTHING.

Whats good Nas? I thought you said your ass was an old-school wrestling fan in a couple of interviews (or at least I couldve sworn you did). You just HAD to fuck up a perfectly decent verse on an inspirational song by spittin wrong info, especially about an ICON as large as Hulkamania was, and yes....almost as large as his infamous arms. Which you got the size of wrong. Prick.

Lets clear shit up, though, Im a big Nas fan, same goes for Jay too. But, I DO NOT blame the legend that is Hulk Hogan at all for leaving Nas this threatening voice mail message.

Whether its real or not, who knows but wouldnt you do something about this kind of fuckery being associated with your name if it was you? Id hope at least your mommy would...that is, if she loves you. Scumbag.

Further proof right below you that Hulk Hogan always claimed to have 24-INCH PYTHONS, never EVER 22s. (stream to about 1 min. in) LOUD AND CLEAR, YOU HEAR NAS?

Again, dont hate Nas for this...absolute fuckery, but at least NOW Ill be able to chant this anthem loudly and proudly without feeling guilty at all about knowing that it contains false information within its words. So, what are you gonna do, Nas....if god forbids that Hulkamania decides to run wild, or maybe even take legal action, againest YOU???......grrrrrrr...!

Human Wrecking Balls = TV finally going straight again

2009-01-18T03:02:00.000-08:00

Probably late (real late) with this shit, BUT none-the-goddamn-less, one of my new favorite TV shows is this most likely little known gem called "Human Wrecking Balls" on G4. Basically, 2 big dudes, Craig and Paul Pumphrey, straight fucking smashing up entire buildings, houses, cars, etc. with nothing more than their 2 bare hands. 1st episode I caught them in was when they had to destroy an old ass movie theatre and I been hooked since. How, as a man, could you not just look at it like the "cream job" any angry big kid growing up would killed for if they knew this kind of sweet shit existed. Unless youre gay or worse, was brought up knowing better than to even fog up your mommys wrap-up vanity mirror even a bit cuz it left icky streaks after windexing the shit. Yeah, you would know about icky, sticky streaks, you fruit. Why dont you stick to fucking "Bromance" and cream your pants in your sleep with hopes of Brody Jenner hitting you up with a thug-hug from behind. Or how about "Tool Academy" and busting a cold-night sweat while fantasizing about one of those fucking douchebags using you like a tool and tucking you away in his toolshed in the back of his pad, at night. Just suck it.
Of course, shout out to the real men out there who still value having a sack dangle down there. We Salute you...with this introductory clip below. Go head and let your balls wreck something human cuz you slammed too goddamn hard againest them...preferably female of course cuz you dont dare even bring up that homo hanky panky round here. Nooo......

"Human Wrecking Balls" Weds. 10:30 PM on G4TV.

*EDIT: The Season Finale was on the 21t so...yeah, i was REAL late with this. Fault admitted.

The guys appearing on Jimmy Kimmel, destroying a vending machine.

http://www.g4tv.com/humanwreckingballs/index.aspx